Hi, my name is Hannah, I'm 16 and I'm from Canada!
I am bound together with a ridiculous
amount of flaws that I attempt to constantly hide. I wish my life was an 80's movie. I suffer from wanderlust. I don't know where I will be in the future, I'm just a teenager, leave me alone.

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.
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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch
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I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

thats so cool that the lightning actually spelt out words
i wonder what it was trying to say
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